Barnyard **
Cast: Kevin James, Courtney Cox, Sam Elliott, Danny Glover, Wanda Sykes, David Koechner
Director: Steve Oedekerk
Running Length: 1:30
MPAA Classification: PG

When the farmer is away, the animals will play. In fact, when the farmer is away, the animals stand on two legs, walk, and talk. One of those animals, Otis the cow (James), is a prankster who does as little as possible and enjoys life. Otis’s day, Ben (Elliott), is the animal that keeps the farm running smoothly. He is their leader, and he takes this position seriously. Try as he might, he is unable to talk Otis into getting serious about life. He wants Otis to lead the farm when he is gone, but Otis wants none of that. Soon, when Ben is unable to lead, and Otis does not step up, the coyotes begin to think that the farm could be theirs for the taking.

“Barnyard” is about as middle of the road in quality as a kids’ movie can be. It does some things right and provides some laughs, but it also does a lot of things wrong. Most disturbing are the male “cows”. Even kids know that males should not have udders, and it is a bit disconcerting to hear Sam Elliott’s voice come out of a cow. The story is not too original, with echoes of “The Lion King”, and not all the jokes work. On the positive side, it does offer up a good moral of responsibility, and young kids will find it more funny than adults. This is a forgettable entry into 2006’s animated movies, and will be forgotten within a year.